"Oh, Ranma, Akane, thank you for coming!" beamed 
Akari.

     "Hey, it was nothin'. When my best rival's gettin' 
married, me an' Akane couldn't be kept away with, er, wild 
horses," said Ranma. He then leaned over, and muttered, "By 
the way, Akane still doesn't know about P-chan..."

     "Oh, no problem. Um, Akane, I need to show you the 
pictures of the bridesmaid's dresses." Akari led the other 
girl through the living room, past a small black piglet and 
an immense sumo pig.

     "Bwee, bwee bweee. Bweee?" said P-chan.

     "BWEE, BWEEE. BWEE BWEE BWEEEEBWEE BWEE," answered 
Katsunoshiki.

     Akane paused. "Umm... do they do that often?"

     Akari glanced at the pigs, then nodded. "Oh, yes. 
Sometimes they just sit there for hours, shooting the 
'bwee's."

     Akane facefaulted.