Disclaimer: The trolls in Great Britain at Games Workshop own Warhammer 40,000; I don't. I don't own the Ranma characters, either. The Emperor's Hand Chapter Ten: Invasion The Solitaire stood there, weapons sheathed at his belt, motioning to one of the other Harlequins present. The colorful Eldar bounded up to him, and accepted the offer of the weapons the Solitaire presented. Now unarmed, he approached Ranma. "This room shall be cleared of all present. Only the High Avatar, and the Farseer Ailunavaren, may remain behind." Ardallan leaned over and whispered to Ranma. "My friend, beware. Not only does he retain his flip belt, which enables him to spin in the air, he also retains his Dathedi, or holo- suit. Do not let your eyes deceive you." Straightening, and nodding at Ranma, he left the room. In the space of ten heartbeats, the gathered dignitaries of Valdur-Avendel had left, and the furniture arranged for them placed against the wall, once more. Two more, and the Harlequins had left the room, striding with a dignified grace through the door, to the Craftworld beyond. The ancient Farseer looked at the two Harlequins, then at Ranma. "Anial Gorwydd, do you understand what is expected of you here?" The pigtailed martial artist nodded confidently. "O' course. It's a challenge o' some kind. I fight him, an' if I win, then I'm the one he's got the message for." "And if you don't win," began the High Avatar, "you die. Do not forget this." "Yeah, yeah, the old 'Ranma, prepare to die!' nonsense. Don't worry." He smiled broadly, and thrust out his chest. "I'm the best!" "You had better be, Mon-Keigh." The High Avatar turned to the Farseer, and they retired to the rear wall of the room. Ranma also realized that, coming from this one, the phrase 'Mon-Keigh' did not carry its usual hateful overtones. He shrugged, and turned his attention to his opponent. There was no signal, only a moment when each simply knew the other was ready. Leaping into the air, they lashed out with fists and feet as they passed in mid-jump. Neither one touched home, however, and they landed opposite, facing each other once more. "Not bad, boy. However, this is no easy test." With a flick of his wrist, he suddenly shattered into a cloud of thousands of shards of color, cycling and rotating where he used to be. "Oh, great," muttered Ranma. "That must be the holo-suit Ardallan warned me about." Keeping his distance from the amorphous rainbow cloud, he found himself bouncing from wall to wall, as the cloud moved as fast as the Solitaire had. In fact, as he moved faster, the cloud grew, and cycled much faster. Eventually, the human grew tired of playing the living ping-pong ball, and gathered his confidence. "Kiai!" he yelled, launching off a Moko Takabisha towards the center of the cloud. The nearly invisible blast impacted against something, sending it across the room as it crackled out of existence, and back into the form of the Solitaire. "Hah! Gotcha!" Another flick of his wrist, and the Eldar warrior was disgruntled to find he did not phase out again. "Very well. But the test is not over until I am beaten, hidden weapons or not!" As the two clashed in the center of the room, the Farseer leaned over to the High Avatar. "That was no hidden weapon. Somehow, the boy is able to generate pure force, and some heat, by the strength of his confidence, alone." The Avatar's dramatic mask frowned slightly. "Could it be the 'Chai' that the legends tell of? Or is he a psyker?" "He is no psyker," said the Farseer, as he turned his attention back to the battle. So far, neither fighter could land a blow. Every move was countered, and every technique was dodged. A rising thrust kick was avoided by a drop into a crouch, and the sweep in reply was deftly leapt over. A twin tiger punch was met halfway with a dual inside to outside block, and the follow-up monkey throw left the flying fighter on his feet, half a room away. "Not bad," sniffed Ranma, as he dropped his stance, and stood, relaxed, yet confident. "Please, Mon-Keigh. The fight is not yet won." Leaping forward with one foot out, the Solitaire engaged once more. Ranma responded by leaning only slightly to the side, and lashing out with an open hand, grabbing the Solitaire's ankle. Whipping around, he tossed his foe at the wall. As fast as thought, the Eldar placed his feet between himself and the wall, rebounding back to deliver a punishing blow against the chin of the pigtailed martial artist, dropping him to one knee. The Eldar could not let Ranma recover from the blow, and snapped back with a foot to the other side of the human's face. The impact sent him across the room, to crash heavily against the wall. Shaking his head, the young man straightened, then dove to one side to avoid the follow-up attack. As the fist of the Solitaire impacted against the wall, Ranma thrust forward with a side kick to his opponent's ribs, sending him skidding ten feet across the floor. Less than half a second later, the slender Eldar raced forward, leading with a fist, but dropping into a kick that narrowly missed the young man's knee. A hammer fist dropped down, but only struck the floor as the Solitaire flipped backwards. A touch of his foot to the floor, and the Solitaire began to spin in mid-air, feet rising and falling in a veritable storm of kicks. Ranma was only able to fall back, as his hovering foe drifted closer. "So that's the way you want to play, huh?" Ranma hopped back a bit, then lashed forward, his fist blurring into Chestnut Fist speed. Every kick was blocked, but every punch was countered, as the air crackled with the sound of hundreds of small sonic booms. Pushing himself to the limit, Ranma accelerated his fist, until one punch finally slipped through. The Solitaire, hovering and unable to plant himself, was sent careening back into the far wall, narrowly missing the awestruck Farseer and High Avatar. Cursing in his native tongue, the Eldar dashed forwards once again, in an effort to regain the initiative. 'Gotta put an end to this, quick,' thought the pigtailed martial artist. Dropping into the defense, he began his familiar spiral pattern. The strong passion of his opponent would surely end in a spectacular Hiryuu Shoten Ha. As the spiral wound to its inevitable conclusion, Ranma drifted his thoughts into the state known as the Heart of Ice. In seconds, the moment had arrived, and he threw the uppercut of cold chi that would spark the tornado. A tornado that never came. Blinking, he noticed the Solitaire had stopped a step early, and wasn't close enough for the interaction of their Chi. "I am no fool, boy. The legend of that attack makes clear how to avoid it." "Okay. Well, to heck with it. Kiai!" Another Moko Takabisha blasted out, impacting with the taunting Eldar. It was one of his strongest, and the Solitaire actually left a crater in the wall. The multi-colored warrior dragged himself to his feet, wobbling slightly, and then with more strength. "Impressive. But I am not defeated yet." Gliding forward, he slipped into a new stance and style, one Ranma recognized. In fact, it looked almost exactly like the variant of Wu-Shu practiced by the Chinese Amazons. A quick flurry of strikes and parries sent a tattoo of flesh on flesh echoing through the room. First one, then the other, would land a blow, only to lose the advantage seconds later. Eventually, one would make a mistake. This time, it was Ranma. It was perhaps a half inch too much follow-through, but it was enough for the Solitaire. He tugged the Human's arm around, exaggerating the overcompensation. Two quick knees landed on Ranma's kidneys, and a powerful palm-heel strike sent him across the floor. Before he could recover himself, the Eldar was on him. A snap kick to the crouching young man flipped him over, and a knee drop pinned him to the ground by his neck. "How unfortunate. It appears that you must die now." Three images flashed before Ranma's eyes. First, Ryouga and his constant threats - but his assistance when the chips were down. Second, his mother, and all the lost chances to actually tell her who he was. Finally, and most strongly, a smiling face framed by short, black hair. "NOOO!" The Solitaire gaped in shock, as he found himself flying through the air once more. His flip belt automatically activated, and he caught himself before he hit the wall. As he glanced up, he saw a red and black juggernaut bearing down on him, and barely had time to drop into a defensive stance before the human was on top of him. Blows that would have shattered cinderblock landed on the Eldar, who managed to roll with them enough to save his own life. The assault was almost inhuman, and he could not break free long enough to catch his breath. With one final punch, Ranma knocked him off his feet, skidding once more across the floor. Breathing heavily, the martial artist watched as his foe slowly pulled himself to his feet. "It ends, now," said the Solitaire. Almost glowing with anger, but with no actual battle aura, he slowly strode forward. Ranma, unsure of what to expect, balanced himself on the balls of his feet, legs slightly spread, and ready to jump in any direction needed to avoid whatever came at him. The Eldar came to within ten feet, and knelt. "Huh?" asked Ranma. Calming himself with visible effort, the Eldar looked up at him. "I cannot fight much longer, and to do so would likely kill me, something that must not happen yet. You have beaten me, and proven yourself, Saotome Ranma." "Waitaminute, how do ya know my name?" he demanded. "That is part of the message. Listen close, Mon- Keigh..." *********************************************** School that day had an almost electric feel to the air. Something was going to happen, and it was going to happen soon. The students had developed a sense for that sort of thing after the past several months. In fact, so had most of the teachers, who seemed a little jumpy. For example, in first period alone, Miss Hinako drained seven students, not counting the unfortunates who were caught in the backwash. Lunch found Ukyou, Akane, Nabiki, Hiroshi, and Daisuke sitting beneath a tree, eating lunch, and making nervous chit-chat. Since Ranma's disappearance, Ukyou had finally broken down, and began to dress as her proper gender at school. "So, umm, Ukyou, how is the Ucchan's doing lately?" asked Daisuke. "Okay." The young entrepreneur just brushed off the boy's question, and hadn't stopped scanning the horizon since she left the building. Hiroshi and Daisuke glanced at each other, and back at her. Hiroshi piped up. "So, how are you doing?" "Okay," responded Ukyou in an offhand way. The two young men glanced at each other, and smiled. "So, Ukyou, wanna go out Saturday?" asked Daisuke. "Okay," muttered Ukyou. The other two girls stared at her. "Ukyou, do you know what you've just done?" asked Akane. "Hm? Um, no, what?" "Five thousand yen," blurted Nabiki. After a quick elbow jab from Akane, she grumbled, "Sorry, knee-jerk reaction." Daisuke was all smiles. "You just agreed to go out with me on Saturday!" She bopped him on the head. "Yeah, right. Like I'd ever do that." "Um," began Akane, "you just did that." "I did?" blinked Ukyou. Four nods confirmed one of her worst fears. Slowly, she turned to face the grinning boy. "I did?" "Yup," chorused Hiroshi and Daisuke. "Daisuke no baka!" she yelled, nailing him into the ground with her giant spatula. Since it was a pleasant day, most of the students were spending their lunch outside. Some laughed at Ukyou's treatment of Daisuke, others simply >tsked<, and walked away. But, soon, the gentle murmuring of gossip and idle chatter gave way to screams. "Wha?" blurted Hiroshi, with uncommon intelligence. Looking up, the small group saw bizarre creatures pouring out of the doors to the school building, and dangling from its windows. Some resembled huge, muscle-bound men, with red skin, triple-jointed legs, long heads, and massive bull horns, carrying red swords that screamed and chortled. Others were little more than hideous, pink walking heads, with long arms that ended in huge hands. And the last type resembled sensuous women - if those women had only one breast, long snakelike tongues, and had lobster-like claws on their forearms in place of hands, wearing leather strips that did very little to conceal anything. "What the heck are those things?" asked Daisuke. "I don't know," said Akane, "but I wish either Ranma or Ryouga were here. Heck, I'd even settle for the China crew!" "Hiroshi, Daisuke, Nabiki, stay behind Akane and me! We'll protect you from them." Ukyou yanked her spatula out of the ground next to the recumbent Daisuke, and took a battle stance. Daisuke, meanwhile, had staggered to his feet, staring at the schoolyard, and the hideous things that were chasing down the Furinkan population. Hiroshi sidled up next to his friend, then his jaw dropped. "Dai-kun! Yuki and Sayuri were in there!" Not even realizing what they were doing, the two boys dashed past the okonomiyaki cook, and through the throng of creatures into the building. "You idiots! Get back here, you'll get yourself killed! Baka, baka, baka, baka!" Ukyou turned to Akane. "Stay with your sister. I'm gonna get those two hentai out of the building if I have to throw them through the roof!" Clearing her path with a few thrown spatulas, she dashed in after them. *********************************************** The Nekohanten was just beginning to prepare for the lunch rush, and Shampoo had returned from her latest delivery. Mousse was washing dishes, and the Shaman was making himself useful by clearing the table. Without warning, the ancient young man dropped to the floor, holding his head. Cologne saw this. Quickly taking a pot of ramen off its burner, she pogo'ed over to him. "Shaman, what is wrong?" The psyker was wobbly, and Mousse rushed over to help him into a chair. "Khu Lon, it is the worst possible development. Mankind has finally reached the point to where I can no longer fully shield this world. In fact, creatures of the Warp have already escaped into this world." "Aiyah, where?" asked Shampoo. "I... I'm not sure. All I know is that it is close. Many, many lesser fiends have already entered this world, and one of the greater fiends may, indeed, have crossed over as well. It will take me only a few moments, but..." The Shaman closed his eyes, and he was lined in a thousand myriad colors. After a second, the colors faded. "Furinkan," he whispered hoarsely, "they are at Furinkan!" Then, the strain of his shields breaking catching up to him, he slumped over the table, and passed out. Cologne snapped her gaze to her two charges. "Mousse, you and Shampoo go to Furinkan, and do what you can to stem the tide. I will see to my old friend, then join you. Now, go! And, whatever you do, you must not get wet!" "Hai!" shouted the two teenagers as one. Turning, they darted out of the restaurant. Mousse immediately began to jump to the roof, but fell face first into the pavement when Shampoo grabbed the bottom of his robe. "Stupid duck boy and Shampoo get to Foo-rin-kan faster if take Shampoo's bike!" Dropping him unceremoniously into the basket on the front, she rang he bike's bell twice, then raced off through the streets of Nerima. *********************************************** Kuno Tatewaki was now convinced that Ranma had returned. Why else would this horde of demons dare assault the sacred halls of Furinkan High School? No matter, he thought, he would defeat these creatures, and prove to Akane and the Pig- tailed girl that... A derisive laugh interrupted his reverie. Looking up, he saw one of the red-skinned, sword wielding beasts. "So, mortal, you would face a Bloodletter of Khorne, the Blood God, with only a stick in your hands? Ha, your blood shall flow, and feed my master's eternal thirst!" "Foul spawn of a thrice-cursed master, never shall I allow the filth of the blackest Hells to defile the purity of these walls! I do decry you, and the bedamned master who has brought you here!" shouted Kuno, dropping into his favorite stance. "Bwahaha, you are indeed pathetic, mortal," growled the creature as it approached. "I don't know," hissed a sibilant voice behind the kendoist, "he has some spunk, you must admit." Glancing behind him, he saw one of the parodies of fair maidenhood that likewise swarmed these halls. "He also has lusts and urges that feed Slaanesh, the Lord of Pleasure, quite well, indeed!" "Daemonette, you will leave me my kill, or it shall be you I shall slay!" roared the bloodletter. "Oh, I don't think you shall," purred the daemonette. "Perhaps, instead, you will be destroyed, and I may have my way with the poor, perverted mortal." She clacked her huge claws together to emphasize her point. Glancing back and forth at the two demons, Kuno felt his bile rising. "I am Kuno Tatewaki, the Black Reaver of Furinkan High! You shall not ignore me, and speak as though I am not there!" He lashed out with his bokken, only to see it deflected by the daemonette's claws. "Leave us alone, boy," snarled the bloodletter, "pleasure and pain are old enemies!" "And, old friends," chortled the daemonette, as the two otherworldly things dove at each other. A familiar shape appeared at Kuno's side. "Sasuke," he demanded, "my sword!" The small ninja pointed to the bokken in his hand. "But, master, it's already in your hand!" "Nay, faithful Sasuke, 'tis the family sword I require!" Kuno recovered enough of what little wits he had to draw himself upright. "For, have I not charged you to have it at the ready at all times?" Sasuke, meanwhile, was busily sorting through bokkenspace. After about thirty bokken, he finally withdrew an incredibly beautiful blade. An Edo period katana, with the five-leafed lotus that signified a sword of the highest quality, it was a masterpiece of the smith's art. Wordlessly, he handed it to his master. Drawing it with the utmost respect, Kuno handed the scabbard back to his servant. "Should I not survive the upcoming battle, for the treachery of the Sorcerer, Saotome, knows no bounds, then my blade is not to go to my sister. Instead, present it to Tendou Akane, or the Pigtailed girl, in remembrance of me." Taking a deep breath, he yelled a powerful "KIAI!" The two demons stopped in their personal fight, to see the young mortal had replaced his stick with a sword. "Well, it's about time you finally got yerself a decent weapon, boy!" snorted the bloodletter. The daemonette sniffed. "It is still a toy. There is no magic within. It may hurt us, but it is no sharper than anything else." Those words were the last she had the time to say. "Begone!" thundered Kuno, as a well placed stroke met the fiend in the throat, and the keen, curved edge sliced neatly through her neck. Her head plopped to the ground, and rolled for a second, before it and she vanished into a cloud of rapidly vanishing mist. Pivoting his shoulder for a few practice swings with his own murmuring sword, the Bloodletter smiled. "Alright boy. Time to bleed!" They clashed and fought, and Kuno slowly grew aware of two things. First, he outmatched this thing in skill, and the battle would not last much longer. Second, there were no less than twenty more of the things charging down the hallway at his unprotected back. *********************************************** "Hiroshi! Daisuke! Come on, I can't kill the two of you if you get yourselves killed, first!" Ukyou yelled down the hallway. She had seen at least three other students that had been trapped within the school, and guided them to the exits. Miss Hinako had likewise been helping, though she appeared to be acting strangely. For one, she was in little kid form, and made no motion to drain the fiends, only dodge them, and distract them so the students could get away. A flash of black school uniforms caught her attention. Darting in to an otherwise abandoned classroom, she saw something that chilled her to the bone. There, in fact, were Hiroshi, Daisuke, Sayuri, and Yuka, cornered by four of the red skinned things. Before she could even make a move, the things shimmered, and entered the four school-kids' mouths. A moment later, and they ripped through their clothes, turned red, and sprouted horns, fully transforming into the hideous bloodletters. The one who had once been Daisuke saw her in the doorway. "Well, Uc-/CHAN/, care for a date now?" He laughed, exposing a row of razor-sharp teeth, and a long, forked tongue, as a bilious drool dripped off onto the floor. "And don't even think about fighting us. If you hurt us, you hurt your friends! As they advanced, Ukyou found herself doing the one thing she never expected. Pulling a page from the Saotome school of Anything Goes Martial Arts, she ran away, to try and figure out how to help her friends. *********************************************** Things were far more quiet for Ranma. Resting after his intense fight with the Solitaire, he found himself in conversation with the High Avatar. "I don't get it. He told me he had a message for me, but he won't tell me what it is! I passed his stupid test an' everythin'!" The High Avatar laughed. "Don't worry. I think I know why he won't tell you. Have the dances been explained to you?" "Umm, kinda." Ranma shrugged. "They told me ya do these dances to tell the history o' the Eldar, right?" "Quite," said the Avatar. "One of these dances is simply known as the Great Dance, and it is rarely performed. Of all our dances, it is the only one that requires a Solitaire, and only under rare circumstances will a Solitaire travel with a Troupe for more than a handspan of days. "There is a version of the Great Dance, however, which has only been danced once before, over thirty thousand years ago. It is the highest form of that dance. And it is one that directly concerns you." "Me?" asked the pigtailed Martial Artist. "Yes, you. It is said that a Human once joined the Great Dance, in the role of the one who, in fact, taught the Laughing God the fighting style that he would, himself, teach to his harlequins." Looking at Ranma directly, he added, "And you are the only Mon-Keigh I know of, or ever knew of, that could perform that role. Only you have the speed, the strength, and the skill." "I'm supposed ta dance? Jeez, I ain't a dancer!" Ranma scratched the back of his head. "What happens if I don't do it?" Sighing, the High Avatar spread his hands. "Nothing at all. However, you will not only be depriving the citizens of this Craftworld of their only chance to see the ultimate form of the Great Dance, you will also be depriving yourself of a significant part of the message the Solitaire has for you." "Oh. Um, couldja at least show me what I'm supposed ta do? An' I ain't gonna hafta wear a tutu, am I?" "Of course you won't. As for what you are supposed to do, follow me..." *********************************************** Shampoo broke several land speed records in her efforts to get to Furinkan High as soon as possible, including 'Fastest Effort By A Bicycle With An Extra Passenger Along a Fence Top', and several even more obscure. Soon, the gates of the school were in sight. "Hold on, Mousse, We going in. HIYAA!" Had they known what to expect, their reactions would not have changed. As soon as the bike burst through the stone walls surrounding the schoolyard, they leapt off the mangled vehicle, diving into the nearest fray. To one side, they saw several students chased by hermaphroditic lobster demons, while red-skinned monstrosities toyed with a group of frightened girls. Near the center of the schoolyard, Akane was beset by a small horde of pink-skinned, walking heads, as they attempted to surround her, and her sister Nabiki. "Shampoo, I'm going after those red things. You take on the female ones. Whoever's done first helps out Akane," called Mousse. "Yes! Then we all go inside!" She leapt into the middle of the female caricatures, swinging back and forth with her twin bonbori, caving in skulls and shattering ribcages. As often as not, her victims faded into mist, and vanished. But they were not defenseless, themselves. One particularly lucky daemonette lashed out with a wicked pincer, and ripped away a small chunk of flesh from her thigh, causing her to stumble. Cursing in Chinese, she dove at the thing, and continued her assault. Akane had problems of her own. The pink things didn't so much seem intent on fighting her, as they did on gaining the attention of Nabiki. "Come," they chortled in eerie unison, "join us. The power is there for you, the control, whatever you want!" "Shut up!" screamed Akane, punching one pink thing hard enough to send it back twenty feet. When it stopped, it did not turn to mist, but sprang back up as two smaller, blue- skinned creatures, no longer laughing with glee, but snarling in anger. Bounding over their brethren, they immediately attached themselves to her, trying to slow her down. "Akane!" yelled her sister. "Think about Kuno's challenge!" "That's right! These aren't demons - they're BOYS! And I - >blam< - Hate - >crash< -BOYS!" With a mighty heave, she bowled over the milling demons, sending them flying back. The two blue things faded back to wherever they came from, but the rest sprang up, their numbers doubled, and their skin blue. "Mortal!" they screamed in unison. "You cannot resist the power of Chaos!" Bounding forward on their over-long hands, they buried her in a living blue pile. On the other side of the schoolyard, several chains lashed out of Mousse's sleeves, missing the demons, but entangling the students. A jerk and a small leap, and the students found themselves on the roof, safely away from their red-skinned tormenters. The Chinese boy, however, snapped out his wrist claws, and dove in the middle of the fiends. Claw strikes raked out, wounding but not killing the things, while he quickly found himself on the defensive, striving to avoid the shrieking swords the things carried. Horribly outnumbered, he realized that he may not be able to defeat them all. One swung a mighty overhand blow, and missed, digging deep into the ground. He felt, more than saw, the blade drink deep of the life of the grass there, and suddenly ducked to avoid another's blow that would have removed his head. Behind them, the walls of the school began to bleed. *********************************************** Deep in the bowels of Furinkan High, there is a very special room. Here, a bust of Principal Kuno rests before a tatami, for the most obstinate of students to kneel before. It is a repository of resentment and hate, mostly aimed at the psychotic principal. Now, one taloned hand caressed the icon, its bony extremities swathed in electric blue skin. "Yesss," hissed the shadowed creature behind it. "Thisss place isss ripe with hate, and with lussst, and with change. Thisss isss the perfect place. "Above me, the lesser demonsss do dance and revel in Chaosss. Sssoulsss have been claimed to bring before me, that I shall sssacrifice before my Lord. "Beware, Earth, for Chaosss comesss!"